I had a great time at the Birmingham LGBT trans* fest a few weeks ago, loads of great speakers and panels, here’s hoping it’s gonna be a good evening too. Terribly windy and cold today tho..
Trying to behave self composed and remain moderately optimistic while screaming inside
I know I have a strange obsession with a karaoke singing meth cook from Breaking Bad who was like in a few episodes and the actor who plays him, but I can’t fucking help it. Incidentally he wears exactly what Gale Boetticher would wear if he lived in the 19th century. WEEPS
Glamdring, Orcrist or Herugrim
Orcrist is plan beautiful and I love Thorin, Glamdring is badass and the biggest of the three and freaking Gandalf uses it and Herugrim has a lovely horse motif on the hilt and I utterly love the Rohirrim and Bernard Hill’s Theoden is secretly my favourite movie verse LOTR character.
I think I’ll go with Orcrist but damn If i had the money I would buy all of them (well I’ll soon be out of a fixed term job and moving houses but priorities first!)
I’m just imagining seeing this motherfucker on the big screen with Howard Shore’s awesome music in the background
I’m just waiting for somebody to make a Bilbo/Smaug crack vid set to Placebo’s Infra-red
I’m coming up on infra-red, there is no running that can hide you, ’Cause I can see in the dark.
I’m coming up on infra-red, forget your running, I will find you.
One more thing before we start the final face-off, I will be the one to watch you fall. So I came down to crash and burn your beggar’s banquet.
Someone call the ambulance.There’s gonna be an accident.
I’m coming up on infra-red, there is no running that can hide you, 'Cause I can see in the dark. I'm coming up on infra-red, forget your running, I will find you.